If Budd Kaiser listens to conservative talk radio

Driving to the lodge on a dismal gray afternoon. The fat gloat headed voice on the radio sneering about the gay agenda , and the downfall of descent America. It seems the queers are all banded together on the internet trying to make all america gay. Meanwhile the liberals are giving the terrorists weapons of mass destruction to destroy this nation they so hate. Even worse the gays and the terrorists are working together to develop weapons of Ass seduction!

• 1 If Budd goes to the shooting range for some target practice
• 2 If Budd runs down a Mollkin with his car because he is racist
• 3 If Budd drives like Buddha down the center of the road
• 4 If Budd changes his ways
• 5 If Budd hits the used book store
• 6 Budd is sent to erase someone from public memory