If you claim to have killed many people before

You brag about how you go to partys and if some dude even looks at you funny you kill him on the spot, you also kill any guy who has a girlfriend you want, then you and she go out for dinner and sex, every weekend, you brag about how you are a vetren of three wars and how you took out five hundred iraaqi tanks. You hand in your resume and sit back down waiting, when they read it they laugh out loud, and then they ask you to step into the office. When you do so there is a mean looking man who orders you to sit down. You sit and he sits behind a iron desk. "You a fucking lieing piece of shit!", The man tells you as he pulls a .45 from his desk drawer, before you can react he puts a large hole in your face with a even larger exit wound on the other side, you fall dead but not wiser.

The End