If you lie lie lie

You brag about how you fought in three wars, two of them top secret ones the citizens are not allowed to know about, you are a harvard grad, you tour with Tool as the back up guitar player on theyre bigger venues, how you have photographic memory and marksmen shooting skills. How you where the C E O of four major corporations and will be president of America someday. The Human Resources lady is blown away, she hires you on the spot to manage security at Faux News.

• 1 You bust up some liberal protestors
• 2 You takes lots of oxys and rant against druggies