Fucking technology. Fucking computers. Fucking internet. Fuck all of this. FUCK!
None of your cursing helps matters, and the computer does not respond to your anger. The spam keeps flooding into your inbox, new windows keep popping up, and your desktop is completely littered with icons for software bundles and toolbars you'd never install. Unusable. Argh!
Your career as an agent is ruined. You'll never be able to decode the message!
ARGH! IT IS THE DEVIL! ABOMINATION! LUDD WAS RIGHT!